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四百、窮困潦倒的小毛神!拜見文藝中年!

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那寒芒閃閃的八面晶體剛一入手,葉飛就不由自主地打了個寒戰。一股極其強烈的寒流,自晶體上散發出來,侵入他的手心,瞬間就將他的手凍得如生鐵一般。

那寒流還不斷沿著手臂向上侵蝕,轉眼間就侵入到肘部。剎那之間,他肘部以下的手臂,便覆上了一層白霜。

葉飛一驚,沒有想到這晶體居然如此凍感,連忙運轉純陽罡氣,將侵入的寒流排斥出去。

“那魔神將一出場,就讓方圓千裡變成凍感地帶,冰天雪地,可見擁有冰雪一類的領域。它掉落的這塊晶體凍力十足,看來就是它的力量結晶了。可惜……這玩意兒和我的屬性並不相符,對我沒有多大用處。倒是可以交給楚寒空,她繼承冰雪神職,這塊凍感晶體,應該對她十分有用……”

葉飛如此盤算一番,對李英瓊說道:“英瓊妹子,這塊結晶你有用不?”

雖然想把這塊晶體送給楚寒空,但擊殺天魔的主力畢竟是李英瓊,所以在作出決定之前,葉飛還得先征求一下李英瓊的意見。

李英瓊白了葉飛一眼,道:“要是我要這玩意兒,早就把它搶到手裡了。你以為你搶得過我?”

葉飛赧然一笑,說道:“說的也是。你們峨眉弟子,個個鴻運當頭,吉星高照。無論什麼好東西,全都與你們有緣,命中注定都是你們的。誰能搶得過你們啊!”

李英瓊似乎沒有聽出葉飛的話外音,大刺刺地說:“那是自然。天數輪回,正道大興,我峨眉乃正道的擎天之柱,架海之梁。天下至寶,理所當然都是我們的。誰要不服,得先問過我這口紫郢劍!”

“呃……”聽著李英瓊正大光明地說出如此霸氣凜然的話,以葉飛的嘴炮功力,一時間也不知道該說些什麼才好了。

張口結舌了好一陣,他才撓了撓腦門,訕訕地笑了兩聲,說:“那,我就多謝英瓊妹子了。唔,這次的戰利品歸了我,下次我們再組團砍怪,爆出好東西,就給你。”

“切,一般的寶物,我才看不上眼呢!”李英瓊嗤之以鼻,大氣十足地一揮手:“看你這毛神窮困潦倒,以後有什麼戰利品,你都拿去好了!”

“又是毛神……還窮困潦倒……”葉飛眼角跳跳,嘴角抽抽,很想扯著李英瓊的領口大吼:“我不是毛神我是主神你全家才是毛神!兄弟一點都不窮兄弟手上法寶無數,都能砸出去泡妞把妹了!兄弟的召喚冷兵器升到頂級,說不定能召出誅仙四劍盤古幡太極圖,你區區一口紫郢劍算個毛線!”

當然,這些話,他也只能在心裡YY一下。李英瓊個性十分強烈,臉皮之厚,不愧正道年輕一輩的翹楚,葉飛才不想跟她較真咧。

“我還是回家吧。去找蓉兒,借她柔軟的小饅頭,安慰我受傷的心靈。”

於是葉飛向李英瓊告辭:“英瓊妹子,此間事了,本神這便回家睡覺了!山水有相逢,我們來日方長,日後再見!總有一日,我們的感情,能一日千裡!告辭!”

說罷,葉飛擺了擺手,瀟灑地一轉身,瞬息之間,離開草原,返回江南舟山的客棧之中,神魂回歸身體。

葉飛離開後,李英瓊嘀咕道:“干嘛說那麼多‘日’,還老是把‘日’字吐重音?真是莫明其妙……”

撇了撇嘴,她又喜孜孜地自語:“殺掉這天魔,果然有大功德。嘿嘿,那結晶又算得了什麼?功德才是真正的好東西!有了這功德護體,我以後修煉,心魔不生,外魔難侵,修為當能突飛猛進!哈哈,這一趟當真劃算。

“唔,葉飛那個毛神所在的世界,還有許多這樣的妖魔。他有召喚我的玉佩,以後能召喚我三次。要是他把我召喚到他所在的世界,斬妖除魔,那我該得到多少功德呀?呵呵,該不會直接功德證道,肉身成聖吧?哈哈哈……”

這姑娘,居然一邊YY著,一邊哈哈傻笑起來。

……

葉飛神魂回歸之後,收起天魔掉落的力量結晶,摟著蓉兒美美地睡了起來。等天明時,蓉兒醒來後,葉飛提槍躍馬,與蓉兒一場好殺。直殺得蓉兒汁水淋漓,骨酥體軟,魂飛天外,方才盡興收兵。

兩人稍作歇息,很快就恢復了體力。當下起床洗漱一番,結賬離開客棧,直朝海邊走去。

對於葉飛昨晚的行動,蓉兒毫不知情。葉飛也沒把此事告訴小蓉兒。

畢竟,夜裡偷偷神魂離體,跑出去和李英瓊約會,雖然是去做正事的,可蓉兒要是知道了,心裡肯定會有些小小的不痛快。

葉飛和蓉兒很快就到了海邊。他二人都能飛行,又有小咕嚕當坐騎,當然用不著強迫漁夫水手,駕船載他們去那傳說中極為可怕的桃花島。當下二人在海邊尋了一處無人的所在,葉飛把小咕嚕扔進海裡,令它化成龍形。隨後葉飛和蓉兒,便坐著小咕嚕,一路往桃花島遊去。

在蓉兒指點之下,小咕嚕很快就載著二人接近了桃花島。

還沒上島,就已聞到海風中夾著撲鼻花香。遠遠望去,那島郁郁蔥蔥,繁花似錦,算得上一處海外桃源,人間勝地。

葉飛和蓉兒跳下龍背,飛躍到海灘上。小咕嚕連忙變成小金豬的模樣,撲扇著兩只耳朵,啪啪啪地飛到蓉兒身邊,落上她的肩頭。

蓉兒拍著小咕嚕的腦門,笑嘻嘻地說:“小咕嚕,馬上就要見到我爹爹啦,你要乖乖的,可不能調皮哦!”

小咕嚕連忙點頭。

葉飛皺了皺眉,擰著小咕嚕的耳朵,道:“小家夥長這麼玄幻,我岳父看到它,不會嚇到心髒麻痹吧?”

“我爹爹才不會這麼膽小咧!”蓉兒嘟起嘴巴,衝葉飛飛了個白眼兒,氣鼓鼓地說:“爹爹的武功,在這方世界天下第一。又學貫古今,見多識廣,什麼大場面沒有見識過?區區一個小咕嚕,哪裡會嚇到他?”

葉飛逗她:“那小咕嚕要是現出龍形呢?”

“哼,就算小咕嚕現出龍形,我爹爹也最多小小地驚訝一下。”說著,蓉兒警惕地看著葉飛:“小飛,你該不是憋著壞,想使勁兒嚇唬我爹爹一下吧?我警告你哦,你要是敢嚇唬我爹爹,我就再也不理你啦!”

葉飛連連擺手:“不會不會,我身為女婿,怎麼敢開岳父大人的玩笑呢?蓉兒你放心好了,我到時候,在你爹爹面前,一定好好表現,絕不給你丟臉。”

“這樣還差不多。”蓉兒點點頭,猶有些不放心,便拍著小咕嚕的腦門,叮囑道:“小咕嚕你聽好,要是你師父讓你現出龍形嚇我爹爹,你可千萬不能答應。否則我就把你燉了,做成全龍宴!”

得,這小丫頭,為了恐嚇小咕嚕,居然拿全龍宴來說事兒。要知道,以前總是葉飛想吃頓全龍宴,蓉兒一直都在不遺余力地保護它,對抗邪惡的葉飛大魔王來著。

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